Dear Children of Kitchener-Waterloo,
I hate to break the news on you, but it's not the stork who brings the little babies. No, for about the price of a used car you can buy them frozen in a clinic near Toronto. Then you put them in your mommies tummy where they unfreeze and grow until they get too large... and that's where the story gets a bit unpleasant, but don't worry coz intelligent people are working on this.
(In the background of the photo: The old Seagram distillery in Waterloo, which now hosts the Centre for International Governance Innovation)